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Dear Tabitha
I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog bit my leg In a clown suit and I saw you sit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks . I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
Taylor


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun <---
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me <---
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When I threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet <---
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on <---
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps <---
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared <---
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
Lie to me - embarrassed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are <-----
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Yellow - Your toe ring <---
White - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common senseQ/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies <-----
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your cecity note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard <---
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine <---
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me <---
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

I don't even know what to say. I like never update this thing anymore. I doubt any of my 4 friends will read it but hey why not right? I mean what else am I going to do at 4:24 am?

So I got a job at movie network. Did I say that in my last entry? Seems like every entry I post I say I got a new job. Yeah I was working full time but, my boss closed the location I was working at so now I'm at a bigger movie network with more people and less hours. Yayyyy. Oh wellll. That's life. I got a second job (sort of) helping my friend clean famous players on Tuesdays and Sundays. I basically need to find something solid though for September. I'm pretty sure that a few of my co-workers are attending college (unlike me) so I should be able to snag some of their shifts (as bad as that shit might sound).


ummm


pretty much that's it

if anyone knows where I could get a new cellphone for cheap let me know :)

Current Mood: okay
Current Music: The End

So lately has been interesting to say the least. People keep asking me whats going on with me in the fall and to be honest I really don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm going to work and save up money so I can finally start college. I want to Start College this sept, but according to Trevor OSAP doesn't cover your entire fee. That's shitty news. I want to take broadcasting just because there's so many things I could do with it (maybe not in thunder bay..but oh well). Right now my life is pretty boring. I am in desperate need of a job and am starting to consider call centers (though I would really rather not...really). Kevin told me to apply at dollar 4 dollar so today I went there and handed in a resume and a cover letter. I'm supposed to call back tomorrow and ask to talk to the manager (today she left early so I didn't get a chance to talk to her.

I miss my cell phone...hopefully once I get a job I can afford to get it fixed..

Tab got a car :D which equals lots of late night drives (which there has been so far haha)

I just need to get a car and I can pay her back.

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: cold (for once in my life)
Current Music: Breathings for the birds-Poison the well

What does one do when the only thing they want is impossible to achieve?

Am I overthinking things? I tend to do that sometimes.

I think I really just need to start getting out more.

If I don't work next weekend I think everyone should come get shitfaced at my house :)

Current Music: Rise Against- Drones

I'm pretty sure that life has never been more confusing then it is right now.

Ahh no one updates this thing anymore. It's kinda sad. Maybe I'll just post myspace blogs (serious ones) or something...

So I want to apoligize to everyone for my last two "emo" updates. I realize that they probably made you all feel akward and such..I think I'm over it now anyways..well at least posting about "it" on livejournal..haha.

12 days till rise against! Fuck yes people! Then TBS underoath and Armor for sleep in march. Also looks like alot of good shows coming up in the next few months.

Anyone know any job openings? I like my current job and I'm getting more shifts now but I plan to be in the play again next semester and I'm not sure my boss is going to give me the hours off that I want...Ahh the urge to act...*Sigh* I miss drama class.

College apps are due soon and I still need to fuckin figure out what I'm taking. I'm thinking broadcasting now. Child and youth just doesn't grab me like it used to. Plus I'm starting to like kids less and less ugh.

Anyone know what they're taking/ applying for yet?

Current Music: Reject yourself- killswitch engage

Life just sucks lately.

It's like no matter how hard I try to be happy something keeps getting in the way.

I honestly wish I could forget everything I've done in the last year and just start over..

It's not worth all this pain..ugh.

I hate love.

Anyone got any good ways to cheer me up?

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: Radiohead- creep

Hope everyone had a good time.

I was supposed to go out but my plans got cancelled at the last second. Spent the night watching my friend write someone a 300 dollar parking ticket. Wooo crazy woo.

Oh well it's only new years not that big of a deal.

2006 went by way too fast. I seriously can remeber almost everything like it was yesterday. Overall it wasn't that bad of a year or anything..hopefully the last week of the break is fun.

In the spirit of everyone posting their x-mas lists I thought I would post mine as well.

CDS!

Everytime I Die, Cute is what we aim for, Excape the fate, 30 Seconds to mars, Johnny Truant, The beatles-love, The Game

DVDS!

Corner Gas Season 3 (Bahaha I know no one will get me this..you bastards) Eternal sunshine of the spotless mine, South park (Any season but first) Familly guy (Newesr season). "dude you need to stop dancing"-Boys night out DVD.

Gift Cert!

Moxies, Boston Pizza, Montanas, Kelseys..any food places you think I would like. West 49, HMV, Cd plus, Bluenotes, Old navy (Shut up bonni :P), American Eagle.

Scarf!

I need a good one (One that I would actually wear..no sponge bob shit). Anyone who wants to buy me a sweet one would be my hero.

A few other things that probably no one would get me. I would say something stupid like "A car" or "A new computer" but I know everyones (Esp my familly) is broke. hahaha

Current Location: tjfijoflgah>?
Current Music: BIlly Talent- Fallen Leaves

Livejournal is making me sad. Where are the updates? There aren't any! Geez!

Anyways.

The weekend was pretty good. Most people who read this thing know about Bonni/Tabs birthday bash. Which was good..except now a good chunck of joannes gay friends think I'm gay :S. After asking one of my gay friends if he could figure out why everyone who's gay also thinks I'm gay his answer was simply: "You have a gay aura". Lovely. A straight male born with the auroa of gay. Just what I had always hoped for. *Sigh* I mean I may be metrosexual and all but...

So other then that I had fun.

What's everyone up to this weekend?

I don't know if Ima drinking. Might break for a week.

Current Mood: cold
Current Music: The Stills