tayisarealboy

:S

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:24:18 GMT

Here's how you do it:

Dear Tabitha
I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog bit my leg In a clown suit and I saw you sit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks . I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
Taylor

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun <---
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me <---
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When I threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet <---
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on <---
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps <---
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared <---
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
Lie to me - embarrassed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are <-----
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Yellow - Your toe ring <---
White - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common senseQ/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies <-----
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your cecity note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard <---
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine <---
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me <---
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Make up sex and a brand new start, Broken promises for broken hearts

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:29:49 GMT

I don't even know what to say. I like never update this thing anymore. I doubt any of my 4 friends will read it but hey why not right? I mean what else am I going to do at 4:24 am?

So I got a job at movie network. Did I say that in my last entry? Seems like every entry I post I say I got a new job. Yeah I was working full time but, my boss closed the location I was working at so now I'm at a bigger movie network with more people and less hours. Yayyyy. Oh wellll. That's life. I got a second job (sort of) helping my friend clean famous players on Tuesdays and Sundays. I basically need to find something solid though for September. I'm pretty sure that a few of my co-workers are attending college (unlike me) so I should be able to snag some of their shifts (as bad as that shit might sound).

ummm

pretty much that's it

if anyone knows where I could get a new cellphone for cheap let me know :)

She in it for the money

Thu, 10 May 2007 07:43:34 GMT

So lately has been interesting to say the least. People keep asking me whats going on with me in the fall and to be honest I really don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm going to work and save up money so I can finally start college. I want to Start College this sept, but according to Trevor OSAP doesn't cover your entire fee. That's shitty news. I want to take broadcasting just because there's so many things I could do with it (maybe not in thunder bay..but oh well). Right now my life is pretty boring. I am in desperate need of a job and am starting to consider call centers (though I would really rather not...really). Kevin told me to apply at dollar 4 dollar so today I went there and handed in a resume and a cover letter. I'm supposed to call back tomorrow and ask to talk to the manager (today she left early so I didn't get a chance to talk to her.

I miss my cell phone...hopefully once I get a job I can afford to get it fixed..

Tab got a car :D which equals lots of late night drives (which there has been so far haha)

I just need to get a car and I can pay her back.

I'm pretty sure you're the best thing that's ever happened to me

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 22:45:48 GMT

What does one do when the only thing they want is impossible to achieve?

Am I overthinking things? I tend to do that sometimes.

I think I really just need to start getting out more.

If I don't work next weekend I think everyone should come get shitfaced at my house :)

Do you feel akward

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:07:29 GMT

I'm pretty sure that life has never been more confusing then it is right now.

This is my curse

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 16:45:58 GMT

Ahh no one updates this thing anymore. It's kinda sad. Maybe I'll just post myspace blogs (serious ones) or something...

So I want to apoligize to everyone for my last two "emo" updates. I realize that they probably made you all feel akward and such..I think I'm over it now anyways..well at least posting about "it" on livejournal..haha.

12 days till rise against! Fuck yes people! Then TBS underoath and Armor for sleep in march. Also looks like alot of good shows coming up in the next few months.

Anyone know any job openings? I like my current job and I'm getting more shifts now but I plan to be in the play again next semester and I'm not sure my boss is going to give me the hours off that I want...Ahh the urge to act...*Sigh* I miss drama class.

College apps are due soon and I still need to fuckin figure out what I'm taking. I'm thinking broadcasting now. Child and youth just doesn't grab me like it used to. Plus I'm starting to like kids less and less ugh.

Anyone know what they're taking/ applying for yet?

I guve up

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:02:36 GMT

Life just sucks lately.

It's like no matter how hard I try to be happy something keeps getting in the way.

I honestly wish I could forget everything I've done in the last year and just start over..

It's not worth all this pain..ugh.

I hate love.

Anyone got any good ways to cheer me up?

Happy New Year

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:30:48 GMT

Hope everyone had a good time.

I was supposed to go out but my plans got cancelled at the last second. Spent the night watching my friend write someone a 300 dollar parking ticket. Wooo crazy woo.

Oh well it's only new years not that big of a deal.

2006 went by way too fast. I seriously can remeber almost everything like it was yesterday. Overall it wasn't that bad of a year or anything..hopefully the last week of the break is fun.

Tis the season

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:49:21 GMT

In the spirit of everyone posting their x-mas lists I thought I would post mine as well.

CDS!

Everytime I Die, Cute is what we aim for, Excape the fate, 30 Seconds to mars, Johnny Truant, The beatles-love, The Game

DVDS!

Corner Gas Season 3 (Bahaha I know no one will get me this..you bastards) Eternal sunshine of the spotless mine, South park (Any season but first) Familly guy (Newesr season). "dude you need to stop dancing"-Boys night out DVD.

Gift Cert!

Moxies, Boston Pizza, Montanas, Kelseys..any food places you think I would like. West 49, HMV, Cd plus, Bluenotes, Old navy (Shut up bonni :P), American Eagle.

Scarf!

I need a good one (One that I would actually wear..no sponge bob shit). Anyone who wants to buy me a sweet one would be my hero.

A few other things that probably no one would get me. I would say something stupid like "A car" or "A new computer" but I know everyones (Esp my familly) is broke. hahaha

Eeek

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:53:09 GMT

Livejournal is making me sad. Where are the updates? There aren't any! Geez!

Anyways.

The weekend was pretty good. Most people who read this thing know about Bonni/Tabs birthday bash. Which was good..except now a good chunck of joannes gay friends think I'm gay :S. After asking one of my gay friends if he could figure out why everyone who's gay also thinks I'm gay his answer was simply: "You have a gay aura". Lovely. A straight male born with the auroa of gay. Just what I had always hoped for. *Sigh* I mean I may be metrosexual and all but...

So other then that I had fun.

What's everyone up to this weekend?

I don't know if Ima drinking. Might break for a week.

Fire and Brimstone

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:33:11 GMT

Good weekend. My 19th was amazing. Cosmic bowling is sooo much more fun if you're slightly drunk. Sundays are also very good if you're drunk. :)

So now I can buy booze and smokes (Not that I would ever smoke) on my own. I feel very free..kinda old..but free!

Too much booze for one weekend. I hope I don't turn into an alcholic.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 16:28:56 GMT

So I've pretty much figured out that I'm going to be having my birthday supper at montanas. Everyone who wants to come (and I'm pretty sure I know that anyways)should let me know soon...or a day or so before next saturday. I actually want to call a few hours or whatever before hand so I can get us a table ready.

Annnyways

What's everyone else up to lately?

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:08:52 GMT

Ohhhh halloween is right close.

Like tomorrow.

I still don't have a mofo costume.

Halloween show is tomorrow. I wanna go right bad.

Pfff some people shouldn't work on halloween.

Speaking of which I don't work till wed

sweeeeeet.

About a week from now I'm going with the rents to see Just for laughs.

I love that shit.

and my b-day is right sooon.

I should really call and get a new credit card so I can get a hotel room booked soon.

if I even have a hotel party anymore.

everyone better go!

gahoigijgrsji

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:00:22 GMT

Ugh, Me, Bonni and Hoanne have to present a st00pid slide show tomorrow to our whole english class.

We better get a kick ass mark. I worked my ass off adding all those spiny things to the letters hahaha.

Oh Em Gee

Value Village tomorrow to shop for a sweeet halloween costume.

I want to be a cowboy. According to everyone I look like one when I wear plaid.

Anyone know what or if they're dressing up this year for halloween?

To be loved

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:10:16 GMT

The long weekend was mostly sweet. Except for some shaving cream in my eye (not sweet) and some people with sitcky fingers (not sweet times 5) everything was...well..pretty sweet.

This week itself should be good. Only 4 days of school and tomorrow anyone who has a 5th period gets out early.

Not that it matters cause..well...

I don't have a 5 th period :).

Wooo I still have over a half of bottle of rum left. That means I shall be prepared to drink another day.

Today bonni taught me all her rollerblading tricks. I am now ready to go on a journey wohahaha.

Anyways

Bedddd time.

Ps: HONESTLY, who the FUCK steals a cell phone?

Because it's the month of the quizes....

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:44:17 GMT

[RICH]
[ ] You go tanning.
[x] U own a cell phone.
[ ] You own something from coach
[ ] You own something from juicy couture
[ ] You own something from louis vouiton
[x] You love/like going to the mall.
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
[ ] You have more than one house
Total: 5

[GOTH]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death. (who hasn't)
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick. (sorry roy not me :) )
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[ ] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an atheist.
[x] You have piercings.
Total: 6

[SKATER]
[ ] You can skateboard.
[x] You wear plaid.
[x]You love Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You love skater/surfer girls/boys.
[ ] You dislike pink.
[ ] You dont really like rich kids.
[] You wear skate boarding shoes.
Total: 4

[GEEK]
[x] You love the computer.
[x] You like Star Wars.
[ ] You are supposed to wear glasses.
[ ] You get straight A's.
[x] You love reading.
[x] You were/are in band.(back at good ol F Dubs)
[ ] You don't care what you look like.
[ ] You have a curfew.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You never miss school unless your sick.
Total: 4

[EMO]
[x] You are depressed sometimes.
[ ]You have black-rimmed glasses.
[x] You like the band Thursday.
[ ] You cry easily. (shut up roy. Only when I'm drunk)
[x] You like emo music
[ ] You hate yourself.
[ ] You cut yourself
[ ] You hate being called emo. (haha I've gotten used to it)
[x] You keep a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have/had a sad MySpace/Xanga layout.
Total: 6

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You are in a gang.
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.( I don't even know what that means..)
[x] You swear a lot.
[x] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 3

[HARDCORE]
[x] You like loud music
[x] You love the Ninja Turtles. (How does that makes you hardcore?)
[ ] You never walk anywhere
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[x] You love Norma Jean.
[x] You wear band t-shirts.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
Total:7

[PREP]
[ ] You like Laguna Beach/The OC/The Hills.
[ ]You have a tiny/medium sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[x] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton (EW SIQQ)
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x] You wear big sunglasses.
Total: 3

[Athletic]
[ ] You watch the Superbowl.
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats.
[ ] You collect your jerseys.
[ ] You have/have had a special shelf for trophy's and awards.
[ ] You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ]Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[ ] You have a specific number prefered for your jersey.
Total:0

Doooo it

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:08:02 GMT

Plz?

Thanks :)

what would you do if?
1. I was right next to you:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I was hospitalized:
6. I was drunk:
7. I licked you:
8. I asked you to leave:
9. I asked you out:
what do you think about my?
10. personality:
11. eyes:
12. hair:
13. body:
would you?
14. be my friend?
15. keep a secret if i told you one?
16. kiss me?
17. go on a date with me?
18. keep in touch?
19. date me?
have you ever?
20. lied to make me feel better?
21. wanted to kiss me?
22. wanted to bite me?
23. kept something important from me?
24. wanted to cuddle with me?
and more.
25. who are you?
26. are we friends?
27. when and how did we meet?
28. describe me in one word:
29. what was your first impression?
30. what reminds you of me?
31. if you could give me anything what would it be?
32. how well do you know me?
33. when's the last time you saw me?
34. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Kill the music.

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 23:10:57 GMT

So for everyone who said I couldn't eat an entire rack of ribs at montanas...

in yo face!

...ok so no one said that..I still would like to think that I'm rubbing it in someones face.

Just some advice: Don't work all weekend and then try to go to bed later then 12:00.

cause trust me you'll feel it the next day.

Anyone go to alexis/everytime I die? How was it?

Nobody moves me like you do

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:15:13 GMT

So lets see here.

Tomorrow (The offical first day of school for everyone else but me) will consist of me working and sleeping since I've been going to bed at like 2:30+ for the last month and a half. I'm going to have to get up wednsday to go to an appointment at westgate to try and get back in and finish up the two (or three..whatever I need) to finally go to college next sept. Yep, back again. Well it's better then quiting entirely right? At least I know once I have these I can finally be done with it.

So I hear that shiny toy guns will be here in a few days. Woo. But it's at the apollo so that = not all ages.

We need some really good shows here.

dude....

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:46:13 GMT

Summers over in like a week.

Am I the only one excited for fall?

Pretty leaves, Crisp air. What more could one want?

Does anyone else feel like there wasn't enough time to get everything done this summer?

The city is haunted

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:38:48 GMT

I feel a bit better now.

I dunno. it's weird. A big handful of people I talked to said they feel like their dreading something and they don't know what it is.

maybe something big is going to happen.

Or maybe their all cwazy hahaha.

My new job at Esso is ok. I messed up a bunch of times when pumping gas but I've never done it before so I guess I did ok.

A lot of people going out of town on trips lately. I envy them. I would love to go on a trip somewhere.

I work again tomorrow. 7 AM to 3. Ugh.

At least I'll make some fat cash.

We need a big party before everyone goes off to school or whatever in sept.

And I swear I'm going to go to balmoral this week about my remaining credits.

Say hello to everything you left behind

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 00:13:17 GMT

Do you ever feel sad

and have no idea why?

I shouldn't feel sad at all. Everythings going good for me right now. I got a new job, I finally got a cell phone after wanting one for so long. I've been hanging out with friends all the time. I'm a semester away from being done highschool...

Done high school forever.

I've been waiting for this for so long. Since grade nine all I've wanted was to be done school so I could finally get on with the important things in my life. So I could finally get a real job and make real money. So I could finally live on my own.

Now I feel like I don't ever want it to end.

I'm so used to school it's insane. I Remember how weird it felt leaving my grade school..now I'm done highschool.

I'm so emo and I have no reason to be at all.

I feel like finding everyone that I've ever pissed off or made upset and apoligizing to them..I dunno..I feel like I have so many regrets..

"I'm taking her home with me
all dressed in white
she's got everything I need
pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me
I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
with all the other guys"- A perfect circle (probably the sadest song I've ever heard in my life)

I wanna fucking tear you apart

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:34:42 GMT

Summer is more then half over and I feel like I've only got about half the shit done that I was aiming for. Oh well, September is coming and I still don't know if I'm going back to westgate to get the few credits I still need or if I'm doing correspondents or what?

I really just don't want to think about it right now.

But I can't avoid it forever.

The CLE was good. I went twice. Once with Bonni And Joanne And Kim and Again with Bunni and her Mosha. It was pretty fun both times. I went on all the rides except the skymaster and the G-force (Yes Joanne, I went on the one ride that goes up in the air and twists downwards..the sidewinder?). I ended up buying lots of Junk and Some sweet sun glasses. I was going to get a belt buckle but I can probably get ones that are cheaper (and better quality) at creations.

My job is pretty much going down the drain. They think I was stealing money so they have to discuss if their letting me go or not. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to find a new job. Did I steal money? Of course not. What kind of retard would steal money from the safe of their work? I was short a couple times on the cash but that happens to everyone. Just take it out of my cheque. I don't fuckin care.

So I'll probably get a new Job. But where? Swiss chalet is hiring and so is shoppers drugmart and movie network. I could just apply pretty much everywhere and hope for the best? I just hope I don't end up working at another shitty call centre. Did that for 6 and a half months :(.

So maybe it's time I get up off my ass and go something instead of posting on LJ?

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:59:10 GMT

Lately I've been thinking about my future.

Everyone seems to know what they're doing and most of them are either leaving thunder bay or planning on it.

It bothers me because as cool as it would be to go somewhere else for awhile I don't mind thunder bay.

I know I'm probably the only person who thinks this but the way I look at it is: Every city/town gets boring after awhile.

I just don't want to end up alone. That's like my worst fear.

I don't want to get older.

Because getting older means people grow apart and things change.

Not that change is bad...but it can pretty scary.

I guess I'm just being emo.

Maybe if I go do something I'll feel better...

I wanna see more dirty faces

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:34:55 GMT

Why does it always have to be so hot outside?

Fuckkkk

Fall is the best season

not too hot not too cold.

Anyone wanna go camping again soon?